i was talking to someone the other day, and she was talking about her boyfriend getting on her nerves, i asked if she could him a "PIG!", she said no and said she couldnt do it...i would have to agree, if i was a girl i could never bring myself to call a guy a pig...unless of course he actually was a pig...like an oink pig...pre-ham sandwich pig.

see people like the above are called "zoophiles" or "zoosexuals" and they find members of other species to be sexually attractive and to engage in sexual activities with such creatures...there is a group of these zoophiles called PETA: People for the Erotic Treatmeant of Animals.

I met a zoophile once, i was in a bar with some friends and someone said "oi, look at that bird at the bar!" we all agreed she was hot...then this other guy we just met was like "YOU CHECK OUT THAT BIRD OUTSIDE IN THE TREE..FUCKING HOT AS!" i didnt know he was a zoophile at the time, but this is when i started to get suspicious. Later in the night, we all decided that we wanted to get "in the mood" and so were going to call to a local strip club, while we wanted to go to the strip club, he wanted to go to the zoo...my suspicion grew some more.

A few weeks later I caught him masturbating to the national geographic channel, thats when I asked him: "you fuck animals, dont you?" to which he replied "yes"...while the rest of the group likes pussy....he.....also...likes pussy. I was fine with it, who am I to judge? I noticed that in his room, however, he did have a few stuffed animals...I asked them if they meant anything and he got really defensive and said "HEY, I GET LONELY AT NIGHT TOO YOU KNOW!? I DONT GO TO YOUR HOUSE QUESTIONING YOU ABOUT *YOUR* BLOW UP DOLLS, NOW DO I!?"

I do feel sorry for the guy, I mean how can he break the news to his parents? "Mom, Dad, This is my fiance: Babe: Pig in the City!" to which Babe says "Thanks for making me feel so welcome, this place is a sty."

I was thinking whether or not zoophiles could own pets?...would they even be called pets?.....well not pets, no...but they would considered a pimp running a brothel.

What would they call doggystyle....would it just be called style?